They thought my baby was a Hammock Salesman
Today myrtle went to School for the first time, with her new unmentionables.
When She left down the walk towards the Schoolbus stop, She was wobbling and tripping over her Girlie thing ( Bra ). I could hear all the Kids laughing as she was getting on the Bus.
Unfortunately as she was climbing the steps, The bus driver closed the door too quick, and She got the strap caught in the door before she actually got on, And the bus drug her all the way down to the next Stop. Here we go I thought.
Her Teacher called around lunchtime and Said " Children are not allowed to sell things at School"
Baffled I asked Her what She meant. " She replied, " Merly ( Thats Myrtle you stupid**&%%$$#@@ I thought) was selling Hammocks at School today. Selling Hammocks I said?
It was a big misunderstanding. The teacher thought myrtle was hocking Hammocks, but it was her new training Bra. I guess all the cups had everyone confused. It sorta looks like She is twirled up in a few hammocks. the teacher said She was causing a disturbance as usual.
My poor Baby can't even enter womanhood without getting harrassed.
Needless to say, she came home with Four skinned knees, from tripping all over it all day. After I fixed her up with a box of bandaids, and some gauze,
She was o.k. She really looks like a cow with lots of udders. Its so expensive with all this Medical treatment everyday. I may put her out by the road with a sign that says " will work for Medical Insurance"
We are getting so poor from Her mishaps that people from new Orleans are sending us money.
The Myrtle Mishap Fund
She has a lot of homework tonight, She is behind from last night, because She accidentally
Sharpend her tail last night instead of Her pencil. After She did a number 2, from the pain, Her tail looked like a number 2. ( Pencil that is )
Well we have to go now, myrtle has to get her bath and brush her 10000 teeth.
Tommorow She is supposed to go door to door to sell girl Scout Cookies with the troop.
Last year they ( the troop ) kept telling her the wrong date on purpose. She sat at the distribution center for three days all alone.
Until then
Myrtles Father, and Girl scout leader.
When She left down the walk towards the Schoolbus stop, She was wobbling and tripping over her Girlie thing ( Bra ). I could hear all the Kids laughing as she was getting on the Bus.
Unfortunately as she was climbing the steps, The bus driver closed the door too quick, and She got the strap caught in the door before she actually got on, And the bus drug her all the way down to the next Stop. Here we go I thought.
Her Teacher called around lunchtime and Said " Children are not allowed to sell things at School"
Baffled I asked Her what She meant. " She replied, " Merly ( Thats Myrtle you stupid**&%%$$#@@ I thought) was selling Hammocks at School today. Selling Hammocks I said?
It was a big misunderstanding. The teacher thought myrtle was hocking Hammocks, but it was her new training Bra. I guess all the cups had everyone confused. It sorta looks like She is twirled up in a few hammocks. the teacher said She was causing a disturbance as usual.
My poor Baby can't even enter womanhood without getting harrassed.
Needless to say, she came home with Four skinned knees, from tripping all over it all day. After I fixed her up with a box of bandaids, and some gauze,
She was o.k. She really looks like a cow with lots of udders. Its so expensive with all this Medical treatment everyday. I may put her out by the road with a sign that says " will work for Medical Insurance"
We are getting so poor from Her mishaps that people from new Orleans are sending us money.
The Myrtle Mishap Fund
She has a lot of homework tonight, She is behind from last night, because She accidentally
Sharpend her tail last night instead of Her pencil. After She did a number 2, from the pain, Her tail looked like a number 2. ( Pencil that is )
Well we have to go now, myrtle has to get her bath and brush her 10000 teeth.
Tommorow She is supposed to go door to door to sell girl Scout Cookies with the troop.
Last year they ( the troop ) kept telling her the wrong date on purpose. She sat at the distribution center for three days all alone.
Until then
Myrtles Father, and Girl scout leader.
posted by matt kevin jones at 5:35 PM
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Left a comment on your other blog.God bless.
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