Myrtles first dentist appointment
"Stop Laughing I said "
But they just kept on. It was Myrtles first Dentist appointment. Doctor Fixatooth and his Lovely Assistant was huddled up in the corner laughing at Myrtles X-rays. What could be so Damn funny I thought? Myrtle has extremely buck teeth, and I took her in to get an estimate for her braces. We'll it will cost you quite a bit said Fixatooth. It will take a few railroad ties to fix that grill. The word grill made me nervous, because it was around lunchtime, and you know how a bunch of Hillbillys like Grilled Opossum. Myrtle was real fidgity, especially with the lip retractors on. I reassured her that everything would be alright, even though I knew it would take a miracle to fix her snaggly smile. She's so bucktooth she could eat Blackeyed peas out of a coke bottle. But everything worked out o.k., I gave Fixatooth the title to my old 92 dodge colt
For a down payment, God only knows how I will come up with the rest.
As usual Myrtle was sort of tramatized by the whole event, So I decided we would go to Old Europe for a coffee and Biscotti. While we were relaxing at old Europe, sipping our coffee, Myrtle got chocked on a peice of Biscotti, So in a panic I asked the waitress to call 911, She did And I heard her tell the dispatcher. 'There is a man here giving mouth to mouth to a very Large Rat, Could you send the Guy's in the Funny farm Wagon, He's upsetting the customers."
Someone in the backgroung yelled " Get a room ". Before the rescue arrived myrtle upchuked
The Biscotti and re-ate it and She was o.k. Of course that set off a chain reaction of throwing up among all the other customers. So I decided we'd better go before any more commotion happend, But as slow as She is, it took her a while to finish peeing on the white tablecloth and twirl down the chair with her tail. I couldent help but think how cute She was during all of this ( thats a Fathers love for you )
Well We better go, I need to get myrtle in Bed early tonight, She has her Halloween Costume fitting tommorow, Cant really reveal whats she's going as next year, It will be a surprise for all of us.
Sincerely
Myrtles Father
But they just kept on. It was Myrtles first Dentist appointment. Doctor Fixatooth and his Lovely Assistant was huddled up in the corner laughing at Myrtles X-rays. What could be so Damn funny I thought? Myrtle has extremely buck teeth, and I took her in to get an estimate for her braces. We'll it will cost you quite a bit said Fixatooth. It will take a few railroad ties to fix that grill. The word grill made me nervous, because it was around lunchtime, and you know how a bunch of Hillbillys like Grilled Opossum. Myrtle was real fidgity, especially with the lip retractors on. I reassured her that everything would be alright, even though I knew it would take a miracle to fix her snaggly smile. She's so bucktooth she could eat Blackeyed peas out of a coke bottle. But everything worked out o.k., I gave Fixatooth the title to my old 92 dodge colt
For a down payment, God only knows how I will come up with the rest.
As usual Myrtle was sort of tramatized by the whole event, So I decided we would go to Old Europe for a coffee and Biscotti. While we were relaxing at old Europe, sipping our coffee, Myrtle got chocked on a peice of Biscotti, So in a panic I asked the waitress to call 911, She did And I heard her tell the dispatcher. 'There is a man here giving mouth to mouth to a very Large Rat, Could you send the Guy's in the Funny farm Wagon, He's upsetting the customers."
Someone in the backgroung yelled " Get a room ". Before the rescue arrived myrtle upchuked
The Biscotti and re-ate it and She was o.k. Of course that set off a chain reaction of throwing up among all the other customers. So I decided we'd better go before any more commotion happend, But as slow as She is, it took her a while to finish peeing on the white tablecloth and twirl down the chair with her tail. I couldent help but think how cute She was during all of this ( thats a Fathers love for you )
Well We better go, I need to get myrtle in Bed early tonight, She has her Halloween Costume fitting tommorow, Cant really reveal whats she's going as next year, It will be a surprise for all of us.
Sincerely
Myrtles Father
posted by matt kevin jones at 8:33 PM
1 Comments:
Hi Matt,
Ah... Episode 5 of Season one "Myrtle and Her Father" movie!
Myrtle and I share something in common- visual problems.
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