The Principal does not like hairy Kids
I was sitting in the principals office really nervous waiting on him to come in.
It was a parent teacher conference. My little Girl was somehow in trouble ( Not my baby )
It was a long wait, and as I sat there I looked around taking it all in.
His Desk was large and full of clutter. There were several cookbooks sitting on his desk, One was titled How to cook Wild creatures with Angel hair pasta. this really made me nervous.
All of a sudden he bursted through the door, introduced himself and plopped down in his oversized Lazyboy. ( He needed one, he was slightly oversized himself )
Well Mr Jones we seem to have a problem with your little girl he said
My Baby, couldent be I replied. Oh yes, its your hairy little Daughter, Seems she keeps causing a disturbance in Gym Class. She climbs the rope with her tail instead of her hands and legs like most normal kids do. Other Children seem to be scared of her and this has got to stop.
And it seems She eats with her mouth open during Lunch and its really nasty looking.
He continued to go on and on about all kinds of stuff.
It really pisses me off that my opossum girl cant even go to School without getting Harassed.
He even offered up a Lady Venus razor and Said" If she would get rid of that facial hair things may go a little smooth"
Upset as I was about the hairy issue . I just kept thinking of how silly my Baby would look with a naked face.
So we all came to an agreement on some issues but not the facial hair one.
After that they called in myrtle, I decided to take her home early that day, and we left.
It took us about twenty minutes to get to the car, Myrtle walks so slow, not to mention she had to stop and pee, and smell all the grass, and nibble on a little dog poop.
It was hell getting her in the car seat. The strap knocked off her glasses, and they rolled under the car, so i put her on the ground so she could Mosey under it and get the glasses, of course she climbed up on the tire and took her sweet time, looking around bumping into everything, crosseyed and blind as she is. finally we was able to leave.
We were at CiCi's Pizza when all the Women ran away from the buffet screaming, and one little kid threw up. I guess it was because she ( myrtle ) was hanging upside down from the Sneeze Sheild nibbling on the hawaii delight pizza. I reassured everyone that she brushes her teeth every morning and she is very clean. Over the loudspeaker came a voice that said " Rat on the pizza bar..... RUN."
See all the Misery we have to go through. And you think you have problems with your Kid??
All ended well we got our food for free, but had to eat it in the back of a Police car.
Myrtle still has ink all over her from the fingerprint ordeal.
I was sort of upset when they put her in the cell with all the prostitutes.
I was in the Big Boy cell ( it was kind of Exciting) O'h well we wont go there.
Anyway we just got bailed out and its late so i've got to go.
More stories tommorow.
Sincerely
Myrtles Father.
Note: Opposums are a vital part of the Eco system. They are scavengers, and clean up the woods and enviroment by eating dead animals, fruit etc. They also help with such things as seed disbursment, helping to reforrest wild fruit trees and such.
Although opossums are very gentle and non aggresive, always beware of them they can inflict a very nasty bite. If you see a Opossum in the daytime the Animal is probably sick or injured since they are normally nocturnal. You can help the injured or sick animal by calling your local Animal Control office and asked them to refer you to a Wildlife rehab Specialist in your area.
The specialist will probably come and pick up the animal,seek medical care for it, or determine the best possible route to take. Many female Opossums who are rescued still have young in their pouch, these small babies can be removed and cared for until they are able to be released back into the wild. last year alone I rehabed more than 25 young and all were released back into their rightful place, Nature.
Be Kind to opossums without them the world would be a nasty place.
It was a parent teacher conference. My little Girl was somehow in trouble ( Not my baby )
It was a long wait, and as I sat there I looked around taking it all in.
His Desk was large and full of clutter. There were several cookbooks sitting on his desk, One was titled How to cook Wild creatures with Angel hair pasta. this really made me nervous.
All of a sudden he bursted through the door, introduced himself and plopped down in his oversized Lazyboy. ( He needed one, he was slightly oversized himself )
Well Mr Jones we seem to have a problem with your little girl he said
My Baby, couldent be I replied. Oh yes, its your hairy little Daughter, Seems she keeps causing a disturbance in Gym Class. She climbs the rope with her tail instead of her hands and legs like most normal kids do. Other Children seem to be scared of her and this has got to stop.
And it seems She eats with her mouth open during Lunch and its really nasty looking.
He continued to go on and on about all kinds of stuff.
It really pisses me off that my opossum girl cant even go to School without getting Harassed.
He even offered up a Lady Venus razor and Said" If she would get rid of that facial hair things may go a little smooth"
Upset as I was about the hairy issue . I just kept thinking of how silly my Baby would look with a naked face.
So we all came to an agreement on some issues but not the facial hair one.
After that they called in myrtle, I decided to take her home early that day, and we left.
It took us about twenty minutes to get to the car, Myrtle walks so slow, not to mention she had to stop and pee, and smell all the grass, and nibble on a little dog poop.
It was hell getting her in the car seat. The strap knocked off her glasses, and they rolled under the car, so i put her on the ground so she could Mosey under it and get the glasses, of course she climbed up on the tire and took her sweet time, looking around bumping into everything, crosseyed and blind as she is. finally we was able to leave.
We were at CiCi's Pizza when all the Women ran away from the buffet screaming, and one little kid threw up. I guess it was because she ( myrtle ) was hanging upside down from the Sneeze Sheild nibbling on the hawaii delight pizza. I reassured everyone that she brushes her teeth every morning and she is very clean. Over the loudspeaker came a voice that said " Rat on the pizza bar..... RUN."
See all the Misery we have to go through. And you think you have problems with your Kid??
All ended well we got our food for free, but had to eat it in the back of a Police car.
Myrtle still has ink all over her from the fingerprint ordeal.
I was sort of upset when they put her in the cell with all the prostitutes.
I was in the Big Boy cell ( it was kind of Exciting) O'h well we wont go there.
Anyway we just got bailed out and its late so i've got to go.
More stories tommorow.
Sincerely
Myrtles Father.
Note: Opposums are a vital part of the Eco system. They are scavengers, and clean up the woods and enviroment by eating dead animals, fruit etc. They also help with such things as seed disbursment, helping to reforrest wild fruit trees and such.
Although opossums are very gentle and non aggresive, always beware of them they can inflict a very nasty bite. If you see a Opossum in the daytime the Animal is probably sick or injured since they are normally nocturnal. You can help the injured or sick animal by calling your local Animal Control office and asked them to refer you to a Wildlife rehab Specialist in your area.
The specialist will probably come and pick up the animal,seek medical care for it, or determine the best possible route to take. Many female Opossums who are rescued still have young in their pouch, these small babies can be removed and cared for until they are able to be released back into the wild. last year alone I rehabed more than 25 young and all were released back into their rightful place, Nature.
Be Kind to opossums without them the world would be a nasty place.
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