Myrtle's Late Christmas Photo

This is Myrtles Christmas Photo, Thats me with Her ( Her Father)
If you look close you can see Her smiling. She was so excited
Because She new She was getting a Pink Barbie Corvette, And a new Ken Possum Doll.
She kept me up all night, waiting on Santa Possum. I kept telling Her that if Santa possum caught Her up awake He would not leave any presents for Her. She was ultra concerned that Santa could not get down the Chimmney, because the Cat's litter box was in the Fireplace. ( We use another Fireplace in the Family room, so the extra one is a perfect spot to hide the litter box. We just pull the screen almost closed, and the Cats just love the privacy, Martha Stewart look out) Finally after two Peanut Butter Sandwiches and a can of Sardines, She fell asleep.
Christmas morning She was up at 4.a.m. swinging from the mantle, knocking down all the Christmas Stockings, peeking in them, waiting for us to get up.
When I showed Her the Barbie Corvette, She ran ( actually wobbled very slowly) towards it, jumped in started it up and ran all over the House, knocking over the Christmas Tree, ornaments flying everywhere breaking, e.t.c. ( as usual ) Shortly thereafter She peed in the corvette, and hopped off, and started opening all the gifts, Ours included. She paid more attention to the empty boxes than the gifts. Just like a normal kid.
After destroying the House and ruining Christmas Morning She decided to take a Nap ( thank God )
I'm so glad it only comes once a year. She has already put in Her request to Santa Possum for next year. Her list was so long it looked like a fresh roll of toilet paper. Since Christmas She has already wrecked the corvette several times, and has broken all the other toys, except the Ken Possum doll, She carries it around in Her pouch and talks to it everyday. Weird Huh??

Until Next Time
Sincerely
Myrtle's Father.